The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Worst Jokes Ever
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
