Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do you call a door? A floor.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.