Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Suck!
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.