Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

One of them is actually loved.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

How do cows get their milk? The moo market.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

How do you blindfold an Asian? String!