Worst Jokes Ever
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If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.