How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
These jokes crash and burn.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What color is your Bugatti?
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Are you serious right now, bro?
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
