Worst Jokes Ever

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."

Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Just ask your dad.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

Dark humor is just like water,

some people get it, some people don't.

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

Like if you think I'm stupid.

Maggot.

The "S" in Putin stands for smart.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

What do you call a united cow?

United Steaks.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.