Worst Jokes Ever
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!