Worst Jokes Ever
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I love gay people. UwU
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.