Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Ily.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
