Worst Jokes Ever
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Your mum eats cabbage.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.