Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Worst Jokes Ever
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
"Nihha scarborough face."
Jackhammer McQueerson
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
