Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Here comes the plane... the twins. โ ๏ธ
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People ๐
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
cock, cock, and cum
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
big booty latinas.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.