You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
