Worst Jokes Ever

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

Why can't my grandma talk?

Because she's dead.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

Messi chiquito...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"

Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."