Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

6

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.