Worst Jokes Ever
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Sup peoples?
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.