Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!