Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.