Worst Jokes Ever

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Dez nuts!

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"