Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.