Worst Jokes Ever

Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?

Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^