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Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.

Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.

Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Dad, I hate you!

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: A water gun.

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: Water gun.

I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Spell "I cup." It's funny.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.