Worst Jokes Ever
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
That’s right, I have my own category😎
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.