How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mom is emo.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
My mate Noha.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
