Worst Jokes Ever
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
It was 9/10.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!