Worst Jokes Ever

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.