Worst Jokes Ever
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL