Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
“In yo mama.”
What has a head, a tail, but no body?