Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Biden... get it?
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."