Worst Jokes Ever
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
My anxiety has anxiety.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.