Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.