Never jokes
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p