Cool kid:I slept with your sister Me;Never knew my brother was a girl Everyone else: :O
My and my penis never truly understood the words Booby traps until we met the x wife, Gods gift of self will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank and God started laughing and I swear I herd him say Booby trap as he walked away! True story
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball Because They can never find home
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
911 help hello never mind forget it your so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
I guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole time then the Ranchers wife walks in .The Hunter says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(harsh raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.The Hunter says “Nice”,then Rancher said show em yer peker now.She agreed and whipped out a 13 in Johny .Dazed and confused the Hunter says “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
