Need Jokes

Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.

My family is like treasure, you need a map and a shovel to find them.

Yo mama so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo

I need a hug

*hugs train*

y can’t orphans go on field trips???? bc they need a parent signature.

yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

My son said that bully needs a pounding then i say Yeah right that is what i said and did to your mother.My son opens his mouth and freezes i guess he knew what i was talking about.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen