Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
to whoever stole my antidepressants,why do you need them
Fuck man I just need a fuckin loli to walk all over me
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
YOUR HAIRLINE IS SO FAR BACK I NEED BINOCULARS TO SEE IT
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they donāt need a home button
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
my sister said that i need to stop with the audited butt:
i got it from her when i was born
yo mama so fat she needs two watches for each timezone
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Why canāt Orphans pick up their phone after school...? Because they need their parents to go pick it up
