yo forehead so big it touchs yo neck
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What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
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When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck
when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
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penis neck rope
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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
What do you call a fish with no neck
👌neck
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
