Neck jokes
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Memes
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Penis, neck, rope?
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!