Neck Jokes

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Did you know, curing boredom is quite simple. For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

Your mama is so fat when i think her in my head she just broke my neck

why cant george floyd breathe he had a knee on his neck stupid

What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

How do you find a red neck virgin?

Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.

when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)

Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH