What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
yo forehead so big it touchs yo neck
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?
Tie the bungie cord around his neck.
penis neck rope
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
👌neck
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap it's neck.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
there's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck one is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have and the second reason is to wack off
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
