How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
My friend is blind. So he always says he cannot nazi .
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
