Nazi jokes
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco