Nazi jokes
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Hitler.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.