Nazi jokes
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.