Nazi jokes
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
FUCK YEA
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Community talk
if men are fuckig you over and being bitches, and women are too? just say Ich bin ein Nazi. Heil Hitler.
ima clock mrs fritzler dude. like sit your fattass down. don't give me that stank ass test mrs pizler. stupid hoe maybe go run a mile instead of giving me homework equivilent to your body weight. fattass. your hairline is more fucked up than the kid in a mental hospital fattass. i could see that 250 chin from a fucking plane 30000 feet in the hair. instead of giving me a lecture stop eating fucking mcdonalds. intead … Read more
"ohhhh the site is so dead!" gee I wonder why, everyone left also apple ur def a nazi