Nazi jokes
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.