Nazi jokes
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."