Nazi jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Hitler.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.