Nazi jokes

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Three Nazis walk into a bar.

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting.