What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Hitler.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
my great grandpa killed hitler
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
