Nazi jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
The Nazis.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."