Nazi jokes
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
The Nazis.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.