Nazi

Nazi jokes

Border

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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  • Hitler

    I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

    But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

    Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Minion

    If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

    Doll

    What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

    A-doll Hitler!

    Furry

    What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

    The Furred Reich.

    Hitler

    So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

    Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

    Hitler

    Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

    Carrie Underwood

    Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

    Book

    What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

    Hitler

    Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

    A: Adlof-in.

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