Nazi jokes
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.