Nazi jokes
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.