Nazi Jokes

Another Nazi joke Did Nazi that coming Did Jew?

I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border

The Nazis.

I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people

But quite Anne frankly I'd be lying

if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945

What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hit-her!

Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?

Because he did nazi it coming!

What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich

So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"

Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.

3 Nazis walk into a BAR

what is the diffrence between a blond and a nazi

the blond survived

I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.

What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.