Nazi jokes
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
The Nazis.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.