I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The Nazis.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
