Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
