Nazi jokes
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.