Nazi jokes
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Hitler.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!