Nazi jokes
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco