Nazi jokes
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
Memes
FUCK YEA
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!