Nazi jokes
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Hitler.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)