Knock nock
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
Why can’t you sell nans but you can sell zebras ?
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth
Meant to say my friends nan not man
Your Nan is dead
Me: "What are you doing??" Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?" Me: "I don't know." Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*" Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
khoke khok who is thare your nan WHAT MY NAN IS DEID
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
Ur nans gay
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
Yo Nan
your nan is gey
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
