Nan jokes
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Your nan.
Your nan's bald.
Me nan.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Ya nan!