Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Name Jokes
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
MooMooMooMoo
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Yulia
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Grace...what stinks?
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Why is Joe cool?
