Name jokes

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Jamal

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?

Paul.

priyanka

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Joe Mama!

What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.

What is your car's name?

I'm Priya.

Rajdeep

What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.

The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."

The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."

Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."

Alex Hayermann.

My name.

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.