Name jokes
Oliver Savage.
Tate
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Memes
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Jonah Oglan.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
My name is Big Dick.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Sumona.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
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