Name jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Austin Nash
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
Yourom?
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Daryll
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.