Name jokes
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Levi
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Sam from Bow.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Ashton Parkes.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
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"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Who's Joe?
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
I'm Priya.
priyanka
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."