Name jokes

My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

Gvido gubis.

Myles Parfitt ;/

What do you call a dog with no legs?

...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

What do you call James, James?

What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?

Johnny in debt.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

There was a guy called John.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.