Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
