Name jokes

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?

Johnny in debt.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

There was a guy called John.

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

What do you call James, James?

Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.

Stinky Steve.

Us: haha penis.

Korea: That sounds like a park name.

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.