Name jokes
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Stephanie is my name.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.