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Name Jokes
Robert Ryall
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
There was a guy called John.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Oliver
Stinky Steve.
