How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
My name is myria my right nut
So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like I’m ganna see it’s name and where it lives so I did then...it’s name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥️
my name has anus in it
He had a song named after him. They see me rolling
Its about bottling Its about crying I stay finished I fake retire Put in the diving Put in the ghosting And take my fake trophies Eibar and Bolivia in my veins My barcelona banged by Bayern I bottle the game so whats my farmers name (Pessi)
Read the name
Joke: it felt good going through those twin towers
is ur name ooOOo? bc my name is lalala
oOO laLA
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
whats another nick name for a flat emo ? a copping boars
“What’s your name?”
“Am erica”
“No i asked for your name, not your country”
Funniest Roblox Names iv'e heard: ButtNugget123 Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200) baddasscarrot44 EggnogRat44
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
Me: *writes kahoot about me then finishes* Me and friend: *plays kahoot* A question: When is (my name) happy? Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong* Answer: Never, only a portion. Friend: Do you need help?
What do you call a redhead in a fridge. I ́m pretty sure her name was Kelly.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What do you call a nasty ass boy
SAM CAITHNESS
