Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Ethan Rice
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ach Ach who? Bless you
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I brought A cow and named him Mayo
Mayo Neighs
I named my grass emo and it cut itself
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Fuk Nip shat!
