Name jokes

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

Campbell.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George!

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!