Name jokes

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

Hi, I'm Hi.

Robert Ryall

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

There was a guy called John.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?

Johnny in debt.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"