Name jokes
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
Yourom?
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?