Ashtray jokes

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

Simple. All in the ashtray.

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!

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The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?

In the ashtray.

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