Ashtray

Ashtray jokes

Astronaut

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

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  • Tourist

    How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

    Simple. All in the ashtray.

    Memes

    Museum

    The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

    Car

    How many people can you fit in a car?

    6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

    Community

    Little Sara, you're a diamond in the rough And I know that you don't hear this all enough And I'm sure that's why your wrists have tons of cuts And I'm sure that's why you think you're not enough On your nineteenth birthday you thought that you were done Tons of people in your home, but it only felt like one 'Cause your brain can only think about the waiting loaded gun But your friends are all still here, so pretend … Read more