Name jokes

Wordplay

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

Overpopulation

LightFire inside my house · 3 years ago

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Bear

Lol · 3 years ago

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Suicide

Just takin the fuckin piss · 3 years ago

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

Class

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me every time i have to present in class

On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.

Name memes

Man

Exto · 4 years ago

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Penalty

Misstiano Penaldo · 5 years ago

MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.

Man

Wong Ding · 4 years ago

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

Introduction

hi · 7 years ago

Hi, I'm Yeff.

Woman

Blake · 10 months ago

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

Chocolate

Anonymous · 5 years ago

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Crow

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you call a racist crow?

Jim.

Coke

snowy · 5 years ago

Blake drinks Coke.

Lore

liam 🤰💩💩 · 19 days ago

Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.

Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.

And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.