Name jokes

In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.

Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?

Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.

Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?

Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.

For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.

So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

Jamal

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

Sam from Bow.

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

Ashton Parkes.

What's a name orphans hate to be called?

"Homie."

Kendon is a loser!

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

Levi

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

Who's Joe?

Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.