Name jokes
Terrance M.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Habit.
Sam Gonzales
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Aaron.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Ines.