Name jokes

There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

Callum Coulter

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept on running out of the pen.

What do you call James, James?

Why is Joe cool?

Terrance M.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

Habit.

Sam Gonzales

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Aaron.