Josh Williams
Name Jokes
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Hi, I am Bill.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Riley Styler :)
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Fuk Nip shat!
Lawrence in maths ;)
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
