There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
Lee Bryan
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
bradley
louie
Oliver Savage.
Louie Fennell.
Oliver Savagê.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Ethan Rice
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Sajan's Hairline
Myles Parfitt ;/
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
