How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
