Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud)
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
Penaldo song π΅π΅π΅
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
orphan: Favorite song my name:
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
Despite Michael Jacksonβs legal problems while we was alive, McDonaldβs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyβre going to call it the McMichael! Itβs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
why you never have to give a ballon to Elsa? Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin. Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.
Travis Spick-le.
little johnny got a dog without earsand then they invited their neighbours over. then they asked what was his name. the owners said " we did'nt name him anything because there no reason because when we called his name, he would'nt come."
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
