My jokes

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

My uncle is an alchemist.

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.