My jokes
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
My life, part 2.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
My pee pee fell off.
My wife was run over.
My dog died.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.