My jokes
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
My name is what orphans can never have.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.