My jokes jokes

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Somebody stole my joke.

So I stole their spinal cord.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

All my jokes are cries for help.

INCLUDING THIS ONE.

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!

You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...