My jokes jokes

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!

You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

My jokes are cancer.

In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.