What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Emo people totally suck!
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
