what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Q.What's the most musical bone?
A.The trom-bone!
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
yeah she said do you love me, i said only partly i love my bed and my mommy im sorry.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
da baby
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
