Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Music Jokes
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
DJ Croos joke.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
